I Hope You Like What I Did To Yo’ Lawnmower

Hey Bobby Boucher, I know it’s a sweet ride and I’m sure you pick up all the chicks with promises of rides in your trailer, but is it really necessary to take up 2 parking spots? I mean, when you think about it, you’re just giving more room to the thieves that undoubtedly try to […]

Tink Pink

It’s unfortunate that someone didn’t fill their pillow case with bricks for the pillow fight at your sleepover. Florida

Nonsense Poopy Pants!

Listen pal, sometimes playing it cool doesn’t work. There are some situations, like this one, where you should just high-tail it the hell out of there with your head low. Texas