Melba Who?
I couldn’t find melba toast, so I asked a Walmart employee who was standing on a ladder stocking shelves. I said, “Do you know where I can find melba toast?” She replied, “Does she work here?”
Beverly Hills
Ohhhhh hunny listen, you can’t just tee up Beverly Hillbilly jokes like that around here. People will demolish you. I mean, feel free to wear whatever you want, just know when you toss up softballs like that people are gonna swing for the fences. I’ll be back later to check on you… Missouri
