She Fancy Huh?

At first glance I was unsure whether she was a classy lady or a ho fo’ sho, but then I saw the tramp stamp which is basically the ho equivalent to the FDA’s seal of approval. Texas

Animal Hoarders

You know how when someone sees an old unkempt single lady and refers to them as a “crazy cat lady”? It’s because unfortunately they actually exist! California

In The Jungle

Thanks for giving us all a heads up that it’s a veritable jungle down there! Arkansas

Walmart Holy War

We were looking for a game at Walmart and my retarded brother thought it would be funny to put his shoes on the wrong feet. So we took a picture of his feet, and there were Muslim people and all you could see was her eyes.she thought we took a picture of her the manager […]