Voodoo To You
kafou gòch pakèt vwazen moun fèt!……Sorry, I was just trying to save us all by preemptively casting a spell on her before she could do the same and voodoo us. You’re welcome. California
The Checkered Flag
Hey Dale Jr., why don’t you leave the checkered flag to the professionals at NASCAR, because we all know you’re just gonna finish last anyway. Kansas
I’m A Big Kid Now
Listen mom, I know the Pull-Ups tag line is “I’m a big kid now” but (1) you don’t have to show that off to everyone and (2) I think we knew he was a big kid when he drove his F-250 up to Walmart. Utah
Latino Heat
My friends and I went to Walmart to pick up some soda. We somehow got distracted and ended up in the music section. We picked up a CD and scanned it with the little machine and started joking around and singing. Now, my friends are Hispanic, and the CD was in Spanish. So we were […]
