Atta Girl

Well I guess it helps to disprove the myth that only boys live in their mom’s basement until they’re 35. Way to take a strong step for women’s rights! I’m sure we are all proud. Wisconsin

Farm Life

Keep Manhattan, just gimme that countryside!…..Oh, and a can of Skoal and a sheep to f*ck. Arkansas

Pharoahe Monch

Initially I was like “He can’t be a real Pharaoh because he clearly has USA markings.” But then I realized I don’t know enough about Pharaohs to rebut the notion and since it’s Monday I’m too lazy look it up. Georgia