Present & Future
Dear Parents: Like it or not you are role models not drug dealers, so try not to “hook ’em while they’re young” or we as a society have to deal with a vicious cycle of sh*t. Although on second thought, you are simply creating future PoWM creatures so I guess I should just thank you […]
Spring Break ’11
Oh it’s that time of year again when the young college kids get drunk, do stupid things, and bring back both hermit and genital crabs from Spring Break (On a side note, only 1 of those crabs come free with purchase of a cage). Florida
No Time For A Cookie
Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Instead of taking a seat, why don’t you just head outside so we can all feel much better when the police spear you like James Harrison coming off the edge unblocked. Texas
The Hairy Yarmulke
Are you a Jewish person on the go? Life getting too busy and hectic to remember everything? Sick of that pesky wind blowing too fast? Are you tired of looking foolish when you forget your yarmulke? Then try the Official Hair Yamulke…..Sweet curly Rabbi hair locks sold separately. California
