Who’s Hungry?
Jesus lady, go find some more clothing because your ass looks hungry enough to start eating your friend’s ass soon! Texas
Beer, NASCAR, & Mullets
I guess the empty beer can doesn’t fall far from the trailer. Mississippi
The Blue Poodle
You look like a big blue poodle and I wanna kick you. Do you realize how angry with myself that makes me? I love dogs. Love ’em! And yet your little stunt here is bringing out a side in me I don’t like. Do something about it or I’ll put you to sleep. Missouri
