Southeast: #3 Pants On The Ground Vs. #14 A Real Doll

Let’s talk about two opponents with deep benches! Accessories to the pic matter folks, that’s been proven. This could come down to the wire, but the winner will only be stronger from it. Please cast your vote in the comments!

Southeast: #2 Oh…My…God! Vs. #15 Sugar Coated

Disappointed that her awful parenting didn’t earn her one of the #1 seeds, I see her pounding her competition Sugar Coated enough to leave some permanent red rouge on her face! Please cast your vote in the comments!

Southeast: #1 Willy The Pimp Vs. #16 Willy The Pimp

A shoe-in for a #1 seed, Willy the Pimp has such legendary status that there is literally no possible way we could let him get upset in round 1…that’s the beauty of being the top dog in the tourney! No need to cast your vote since Willy is movin’ on!