East: #4 You Looking At Something? Vs. #13 Happy Easter
WOA! Holy sh*t! What a match-up here folks! The selection committee did us no favors here. Both legit contenders for the championship and we have to decide in round 1?!?!?! It’s unfair, but alas, so is life. Prepare your brackets to be busted! Please cast your vote in the comments!
East: #3 No Tan Line Vs. #14 Sneak Peek
If you are going to take one thing away from this match-up, remember the less you cover the better your chances. So to all you young kids out there aspiring to one day be the PoWM National Champion, take note of this one! Please cast your vote in the comments!
East: #2 Sweet Undies Vs. #15 Blown Coverage
Does quantity count for something? This is what we will find out in this match-up as our #2 seed has appeared on the site multiple times without learning to wear pants that don’t show his goofy underwear. Please cast your vote in the comments!
East: #1 Front To Back Vs. #16 Skullet
In the history of the NCAA tournament a #1 seed has never lost to a #16 seed….I don’t see this one being the exception to the rule. It should be a swift and ugly first round KO by back-boobs folks, but we shall see. Please cast your vote in the comments!
