If Pooping Your Pants Is Cool…
You know what’s awesome about shitting you pants in public?…..Ya me neither. California
GTL
I’m not sure this Japanese version of Jersey Shore is gonna take off. Clearly there is just not enough Gym, Tan, Laundry going on. Although now that I think about it, that show literally could not get any worse, so go for it. Indiana
Here We Go Again
Looks like we have to add another member to the Canadian Trench Coat Mafia….Maybe this time someone’s daughter won’t b*tch to Fox News about it… Alabama
What You’ve Been Waiting For
Holy Sweet Mother of Molasses! I’m not gonna ask where you’ve been all my life because I don’t venture to the types of places you do, but I can’t help but wonder why you weren’t in my life sooner so we could have put you in our tournament!!!! Texas
