Elite Eight: Southwest #3 Tighter Vs. #9 Color Me Bad
Let me tell you something about extremely tight clothes. Most of the time they are not flattering. They can make you look like a condom, or a potato, or a sloppy joe, or one of the other many products you don’t want to look like. Best to avoid tights altogether. Please cast your vote in […]
Elite Eight: East #1 Front To Back Vs. #3 No Tan Line
I shall dub this match-up “Who would you like to hug in a loving embrace more?” Please cast your vote in the comments!
Elite Eight: West #1 Fanny Packin’ It On Vs. #3 On A Sesame Seed Bun
The match-up might literally blow this analyst’s mind! Are you kidding me with this? One word….Epic! Now get to it. Please cast your vote in the comments!
Elite Eight: Southeast #7 That’s A First Vs. #12 The Real Joe Dirt
We are down to the nitty gritty of the Elite 8! Finally a match-up that will answer the world’s question of which is worse, hair or hips? Please cast your vote in the comments!
