Skulleton
Why are skullets so awesome? Because not only do they tell the world that you are a badass that won’t take no sh*t, but they also distract us from that girl’s custom jorts! Kansas
I Choose Door Number 2
Now I’m not quite sure what’s going on here but I have 2 guesses, neither of which are appealing. First, we’ve got the good ol’ toilet paper stuck to the ass routine. Or secondly, you thong broke and it’s hanging out. For once I think I’m hoping for TP. South Carolina
A Tail Of All Tails
Ladies and gentleman, it is with great privilege that I present to you the GREATEST RAT TAIL OF ALL TIME! Can you even comprehend the amount of time and energy that goes into conscientiously white trashing your head like this? Truly a thing of legends! Florida
