F*** Head

Class and convenience….take a number ladies. Illinois

My Little Piggy

You wanna pick up a hot chick? Use a puppy. But to pickup a Walmart hog you gotta use a pig! Massachusetts

Learn How To Crochet

I think you are wearing an afghan that my great grandmother knitted for me 25 years ago. I would ask for it back, but it just looks that good on you. Louisiana