Hot Crossed Bun
I like your horseshoe haircut. I hope it’s bringing you all sorts of good luck. In fact I have to assume it’s bringing you ridiculous amounts a good luck, to the point where it makes sense to keep it. Oklahoma
Some Meat For Your White Buns
Tall, super-skinny white people always look like they’re up to something, and I don’t like it. Marilyn Manson was creepy, go get some sun & eat a burger so you don’t weird me out. Texas
Beer Is Good For You
I literally couldn’t have said it better myself. Florida
