Pink Lemonade

I’m gonna call you my pink lemonade. Because you are sweet, but weird looking and I secretly judge anyone I see with you. Nevada

The Willy Impersonator

While we appreciate your effort in trying to be the female Willy the Pimp, you just don’t have that “wow” factor to put you on his level. South Carolina

Erry Thang Real Big

Ok errybody, let me tell you erry thang you need to know about errbrushed shirts. Dem for little gerls on vacation!…Fo Reals! Ohio