Pink Lemonade
I’m gonna call you my pink lemonade. Because you are sweet, but weird looking and I secretly judge anyone I see with you. Nevada
The Willy Impersonator
While we appreciate your effort in trying to be the female Willy the Pimp, you just don’t have that “wow” factor to put you on his level. South Carolina
Erry Thang Real Big
Ok errybody, let me tell you erry thang you need to know about errbrushed shirts. Dem for little gerls on vacation!…Fo Reals! Ohio
Can You Tell Me How To Get…
I’m done singing my question; I am just going to follow Big Bird here back to Sesame Street. Georgia