Wasting Away In Pinacoladaburg
Listen creeper, I don’t listen to Jimmy Buffet cause I’m wicked pissed & jealous that he has made a fortune off selling the idea and mood of vacation to people, but I’m pretty confident Margaritaville is not in aisle 4. Maryland
Baby Talk
Okay, old game new twist. We shall play “Who weirdly uses plastic baby dolls as real children better?” While I appreciate the effort to feed the fake baby (although not from the breast which is surprising) there is a lot to be said for a woman who chooses to take on the responsibility of 2 […]
Make It Rain
Listen I’m not a women’s fashion expert or a good judge of occupational wardrobes, so I’m just gonna start throwing $1 bills around you and you let me know whether that’s appropriate or not. Pennsylvania
I <3 Ninja Boot
I would have pegged you for a moose knuckle man but thanks for keeping us in the know. Texas
