The General Wayne

Looks like JR and Jay Paul from Swamp People stopped off at Walmart for some gator bait. Oklahoma

The 88 Cent Band

I love summer concerts and I also love great deals. This is what we in the making-fun-of-people-on-the-internet industry refer to as the double whammy. Oklahoma

Very Superstitious

Ohhh okay, so when people say they got their “hair did” they mean they let Stevie Wonder have at it with a hacksaw. Good to know. Georgia

I Heart Boobies

I heart knowing what gender someone is, and as the Rolling Stones once said “you can’t always get what you want”. California