The Parrothead
Oh my man, dreaming of bright sunny days on the beach, drinking margaritas and banging….well maybe just drinking margaritas for you. Unknown
Amped For Jr.
Dale Jr. holding a NASCAR rally at Walmart….excuse me a second while I try to recover from my utter shock & surprise! (Note: if you do not pick up this heavy sarcasm that I’m laying down, you need to be hit in the head with a tire iron.) South Carolina
Dis Sh*t Right Here
I’d say you definitely don’t want to get on her bad side but I’m not quite sure she has a good one so I think you’re screwed either way. West Virginia
May The Fifth Be With You
I’m not laughing. This is genius. Think about it, unlimited amounts of chips & salsa, Taquitos, and in most states: BEER! Just remember this picture on May 4, 2012 when you are making next year’s Cinco de Mayo plans… Washington
