Not #Winning

Listen, my view on black mesh has been documented multiple times and I’m basically over being insulted by people not paying attention to me. But, I will simply not stand you looking at previous posts like this one for fashion advice. These pics should be used as deterrents people not muses! South Carolina

You Can Count On It

Bitch, where is my money? You’ve been late 4 times, I’ve been counting. How many time must I smack you before you act right? *ppsshht* 1, *ppsshht* 2; 2 smacks AH AH AH AH AH! Illinois

Calling Shotgun

Listen, I know the threat level went up this week but I’m pretty sure you guys south of the border are safe….well maybe not from gangs and drug cartels, but I think terrorists will ignore you. Texas

Witch’s Brew

Sorry witch lady, I don’t think Walmart carries the eyes of a newt or tongue of dragon. You might have some luck with the testicles of a bull, but I doubt it. Washington