Biscuit Bottom Feeder
Hey check out that biscuit-bottom! See, I told you guys someone would have their word coined. I liked biscuit-bottom the best because it has a nice ring to it and usually the booty hanging out is all lumpy like a biscuit. Seemed fitting. Iowa
The Grass Guzzler
I was gonna have a laugh at the good ol’ boy who drives this tractor around, but then I just remembered how much it cost me to fill up my gas tank the other day so now I’m starting to think he might be laughing at me. Oklahoma
Camohawk
Wow! It took me a few minutes to even notice the mohawk! Not that I couldn’t see it because you were hidden by your camo, but because it just took me awhile to process everything I saw. West Virginia
