Mullet + Sideburns = Sheer Beauty

If there were some sort of mullet-god I’d say he handcrafted this femullet to perfection complete with what might be the first ever sideburn-mullet!!!!!!! I don’t know for sure if this mullet-god exists, but I do know some sort of god has to exist and I did something right in a previously life to be […]

No Butts About It

When the moon hits your eye from a big creepy guy that’s amore a-nasty. Unknown

Choose Or Die

Okay, let me hit you with this hypo – Gun to your head, I am going to force you to pick either the leopard print muumuu or the yellow hat to wear every day for a week. Which do you choose? Be careful of your answer because I might get bored and come find you! […]

It Will Strick

Good news buddy! Your day has come to be judged by all the PoWM fans. Enjoy the stricking of their quace. South Carolina