Nothing Gold Can Stay
What does a guy wear who is a lover of Goldie Hawn, has a golden retriever, and has a gold tooth? How the f*ck should I know? Nebraska
Reverse! Reverse!
Look at the luscious boobs on…OH MY GOD! South Carolina
Ride A Little Lower
Ya know, most guys wouldn’t purposefully wear the half shirt and low-rider jeans to accentuate their midriff and lower back, but to really put out the vibe at Walmart you need to flaunt what you’re working with….which is exactly why I walk around Walmart in assless chaps! Unknown
Every Day I’m Smugglin’
Couple of years ago I was working at Wal-Mart and living with my friend who also worked there. She was day shift, and I was swing. One day she came home and we were sitting down to eat dinner before I went to work and she told me how a couple days prior a woman […]
