The Family Tree
Looks like you fell from your family tree & hit every branch on the way down! Unknown
The Belly Flop
You feel that breeze on your belly? That’s everyone gasping for air. Ohio
The Papoosed Pup
You know what looks more badass than a dog in a papoose? Everything. F*cking everything! Everyone by now should know my stance on animals in Walmart, but if you are going to be a douche and bring little FooFoo in, let her walk on her own, it’s not her fault nobody wanted to make a […]
The Kiss Of Crack
Oh God! What is that, Sauron’s eye?!? It looks so angry! I guess that literally is a butt-hole, and none of us can unsee this ever! Arkansas
