Hips Don’t Lie

I believe she is a belly shaker which is much like a belly dancer except her belly shakes even when it’s not on purpose. Pennsylvania

I’m With The Band

Just in case you were wondering what a skanky mariachi groupie looks like, we got you covered. Pennsylvania

The New Accessory

Usually when someone in public asks if I want to touch their lizard, I run as fast as I can. Oregon