Fast Five Reject
Wow! Who in the hell did you think you were gonna fool with all that junk sh*t on your car? Did you think people were gonna stare and say “HOLY COW that thing must go really fast!” Well listen up 2Fast2Furious, people are dumb, just not that dumb. Mississippi
The Back Rack
I don’t wanna be a dick, but maybe next time you should wear your bra backwards for support….or put on a shirt that will cover it. Just some suggestions though. Unknown
I Stay Flossin’
What’s up there buff daddy? I hate to break it to you, but it won’t take a spotter to see that hot pink thong you got on. Unknown
Nope…
I was buying 5 roma tomatoes at Wal-Mart and the lady rang them up as artichokes. The total price for 5 is almost $9. In a little bit of a shock, I told her that they’re roma tomatoes, to which she replied, “Can they sometimes be called artichokes?”
