Hairy Carey
The good news: I think we found your Grandpa here. The bad news: You still look ridiculous, and the only thing worse than a guy with a tramp stamp tattoo is a guy with a tramp stamp of butt hair creeping up! Ohio
She Let Me Wear My Chain & My Turtleneck Sweater
Let me tell you what I don’t need. Picturing you doing it doggystyle with the type of girl that would wear a chain and answer the ad on the back of a t-shirt. Maybe you should try Craigslist. Unknown
What’s It Feel Like?
It’s time for my new favorite game “What’s it feel like?” My guess is warm mashed potatoes….On a side note I’d like to go ahead and remind everyone to please wash the fruit you buy before you eat it. You never know who touched it before you. Michigan
Killer Boots Man!
Fur may be murder, but it can also make you look like a weirdo that people cross the road to avoid. Arizona
