Going Backless
Ah yes, the backless hooded sweatshirt! Those are almost as rare as bottomless shoes…almost… Maryland
Watch What You Wear
“I want a watch that sparkles, yet really accentuates the pink in these shoes. A man hardly ever gets noticed anymore!” Washington
A Pool Of Blood From A Coffee Mug?
I was helping my mom shop a couple years ago. Her cart was full, and as we loaded items onto the line to check out, a coffee mug fell out and shattered onto the floor. I began to pick up the pieces, and noticed my foot was pouring the blood. Somehow, a piece of the […]
Poop Poop Poopy
My boyfriend and I pulled into a Walmart parking lot one night and found the perfect parking spot. We got out of the car to realize that something wasn’t right. What’s that on the car we parked next to? Is that…shit smeared all over the windows? After checking the note taped onto the back window […]
