Cuttin’ The Grass

Your back looks like my lawn after I neglect it for a few weeks, cut it, and then there are those nasty balls and clumps of grass randomly spread throughout my yard. Utah

The Sad Face

I see you’re stocking up on rolls like the apocalypse is coming. Virginia

Old Milwaukee

I hate to break it to you, but I think that 6-pack got skunked. Texas

Ride A Little Lower

♪ See we just pull up the pants and, Do the Roc-a-way. Now lean back, lean back, lean back, lean back. ♪ South Carolina