The Walls Came Tumbling Down

Wow, if only there was a website out there that showed these ridiculous time-wasting displays at Walmart and spoke of the doom that would follow in the event of a crash. At least it wasn’t a glorious American flag display that fell…. Florida

He’s Our Hero

Holy shnikes! Captain Planet is still around and he definitely knows how to work Daisy Duke jorts and a fanny pack! Fantabulous! The power is definitely yours! Florida

Size 13 Heels

I worked third shift at a Walmart in a small town in PA, and I have a few dozen stories I could add (including one about a man that was so drunk he walked right into the restroom wall and knocked himself out), but this is the one that really sticks out. A large, slightly […]

I Need Two Pair

My man is on the cutting edge of saggin’ technology here! Let’s wear jeans under our jeans so when the outer pair of jeans fall down to our shins the under pair of jeans are right there to serve the exact same purpose the outer jeans should have performed. By the way, you may want […]