You Dropped A Bomb On Me

Hey! Stop trying to take me to Funky Town! I’m perfectly content with my short hair and minimal color scheme so knock it off. Ohio

The Bulldog

Don’t get too close to the Bulldog or he might bark and bite you off a few rounds with his gat. Tennessee

Fair Firing?

WICHITA, Kansas (NBC NEWS) – A Kansas Walmart worker hailed as a hero for stopping a shoplifter was fired Saturday. Walmart refuses to comment, but Heather Ravenstein says she was told she was being let go because of her actions in the shoplifting episode. “My stomach started turning instantly,” said Ravenstein. “I was like ‘Are […]

The Supernova

Listen everybody, I know in the summer it can get really hot out there but how ’bout we show some consideration for the general welfare of the public! I was doing just fine managing to no pass out from a heat stroke and then BAM! turn of events I pass out from turning a corner […]