Walking The Plank

With the new craze of “planking” becoming popular I just knew our inbox would be filled with people planking at Walmart. What I want to know is what do you guys think of “planking”? Personally I don’t do it because I’m constantly erect so it hurts when I lay down like that. Arizona

Submitted By A Walcreature

The Other Day, I Went To Wally World To Grab Some Shit. Out Of The Corner Of My Eye, I Noticed 2 Omish Folks Browsing For Stuff. Funny. But As I Went To The Checkout Lane, They Were Checking Out As Well So I Joined The Line They Were In. Sure Enough, They Bought Writable […]

Cotton Eye Joe

By the looks of it, I presume he is proficient in both hippie hacky-sack and moonshine jug band music…that’s talent. New York

The Looker

When a man wears a bra do you think they call it a ‘brah’? If not, I think I’m gonna start it up. Arizona