Free Lunch

I too enjoy Hoarders on the go, but instead of ruining my car I bought an iPad to watch the show. Washington

The New Jersey Viking

You may call these new aged vikings lazy for just scooping up women on their bikes and riding away. I say they are just adapting with the times. You may then say he isn’t a viking because he is black. I would then say you are a racist and point you to nearly 84% of […]

Your Daily Dose Of Crazy

Once, while I still worked at Walmart, I was stocking the cough drops and I saw a lady in Sofie shorts, a yellow-that-used-to-be-white wifebeater, and flip-flop (just one flip-flop, not two!) walking down the aisle. Her hair was in a pony tail, a braid, and a clump resembling a failed dreadlock. She stopped at the […]

It’s Miley!

As a cashier I got the true blessing of scanning EVERYONE’S merchandise. As an overnight cashier I also seem to be blessed with the opportunity to see all the nighttime crazies. A man came up to check out in my line with four pairs of Miley Cyrus jeans. I figured it was a present for […]