The Fake Cop
SALEM, N.H. — A Massachusetts man has been charged with impersonating a police officer for allegedly flashing a blue strobe light during a traffic tie-up in a Salem Walmart parking lot. Police say 23-year-old Richard Ramon Tirado of Lawrence, Mass. flashed the blue light Saturday night in the parking lot while the driver in front […]
Coppin’ A Squat
Well obviously walking into the store to take a piss is out of the question, so naturally the “behind the car door parking lot piss” was in order. Unfortunately for you, a car door only blocks one side. Some advice from an expert outdoor pisser like myself…open the front and back door and go in […]
I Just Saw Jesus’s Eyes
It’s 2011 people, if Jesus were making his second coming I would bet my last dollar it would be at a Walmart. South Carolina
The UK Walmart
I’m from the UK, and we don’t have the Wal-Mart brand over here. We do, however, have a supermarket called ASDA which proudly advertises itself as ‘Part of the Wal-Mart Family’ on all its signs. So I imagine this technically counts. A few years ago, I was in ASDA when I saw a family. There […]
