Build Me Up
What the hell are you doing? Are you gearing up to powerlift a display case or something, grandma? Jesus, tone it down a bit. Massachusetts
Tuck Job
Oh Sweet Baby Rays! Are shorts supposed to go up and in over thighs like that? Just doesn’t seem natural…or comfortable. North Dakota
Digging For Truffles
I see your method for hunting common decency is fetching dingleberries. Well then congratulations on a successful hunt, because you definitely just killed it. Washington
Parent Of The Day

A pregnant Harrington woman was arrested Wednesday afternoon inside a Camden store after she drove there with her children while intoxicated and became belligerent, police said. When Camden police officers arrived about 2:15 p.m. at the Walmart off U.S. 13, they found several store employees trying to calm down Melanie A. Acree in the women’s […]