Picture This

When I look at this picture, here is what I see: a toothless hillbilly of a woman with pigtails, holding a Natty Ice, with nothing under those overalls…okay, the last part may seem like I wanna do the hibbity dibbity with her, but it would just be the icing on the redneck cake. Arkansas

Orange Glo

Orange you gland you can see my front butt? Wisconsin

The Cat Chat

A long time ago, I worked at a Walmart in southern Utah. I had the prestigious position of cart pusher. I saw a lot of strange things because of it. One of the stranger things I saw one day were 2 large ladies. Maybe a lady and her middle aged daughter. They had a cat […]

America’s Got Talent

It’s too bad you are going to have to wait almost a whole calendar year for your chance to audition for America’s Got Talent, because that looks like a $1,000,000 act to me! Florida