Shark Week

Yeah everyone is loving Shark Week. There is nothing like spending 80 hours watching sharks in anticipation for that 14 minute segment where someone gets attacked and killed, I get that because I do it too. I just wish we had the picture of him being attacked in Walmart for you guys….maybe if you stare […]

From The Creators Of PeopleofWalmart.com: Your Kid’s Art Sucks!

It’s gone on long enough that children have been given a pass for being cute and innocent. Now it’s time for them to stand in line and take their lickings like the rest of us. The bad news for them? They have to face the caption writer of PoWM. The good news for us? We […]

Bird Is The Word

Maybe someone should make birdcages bigger. I don’t need some giant parrot squawking at me and shitting all over the floor while I shop. Rhode Island

Piss Drunk

RAPID CITY, SD – Security guards watching over the liquor department at the Rapid City Walmart have been busy in the last month. Last week police arrested a Rapid City man for allegedly urinating on 48 six-packs of malt liquor, after security caught 27-year-old Matthew Bihn in action. Bihn faces charges of destruction of property […]