Rick Raccoon
Raise your pet raccoon if you are the loneliest person in the world. Tennessee
My Goodies
Oh I’m glad you like to explore your sexuality but how about next time when you go out into public after skinning people in your dead mother’s basement, instead of showing everyone, you keep it to yourself. Florida
I See London
Ahh yes buying clothes without trying them on first, gets ya every time. However, quick fix, tie-dye your granny panties! Huh? How ’bout that? Add a little pizzaz to your booty and you can still wear what I consider to be a top-notch outfit…(“Top-notch” still means fugly and outdated, right?) Florida
I Get Aroused
AUGUST 10–A Louisiana man arrested yesterday for driving around a Walmart parking lot with his penis exposed explained to cops that “he gets aroused” when visiting the retail giant, according to a police report. Travis Keen, 28, was busted on an obscenity charge and booked into the Ouachita Parish jail, where he is being held […]
