Lookin’ Fly

I didn’t know the Fly Girls from In Living Color were still around… Arkansas

The Double Stack

Personally, I would have went with a larger set of pipes. I think those tiny ones just look tacky, but to each his own. Ohio

Donkey Punch

Is it sad that I’m less pissed off at the fact that you have a tiny donkey with you at the checkout than I am that you are using a coin purse? God I hate waiting in line for someone to fish out 47 cents! I would literally rather be kicked in the face by […]

Letting Go Of The Past

Alright man, we get it. These are your most comfortable pair of jeans and they also happen to be the pair you were wearing while you got your first handy…which conveniently you didn’t even have to take off. Either way, it looks like your little sister there has been scribbling on them with a pink […]