A Black Tie Affair

Let’s all play a game of “Where the Hell Would You Wear This To?”- other than Walmart of course. Arizona

Just Go!

I worked at the jewelry counter in Wal-Mart for 2.5 years. A mother was (slowly) shopping from case to case. Her 4-year-old son kept complaining that he had to pee. It almost got to the point where I was going to tell her I refused to open another case until she helped the child to […]

Too Sexy For Your Party

I keep wanting to look away but your…well for easement purposes we will call them, “clothes”. They keep drawing me back in to you and more specifically to the middle of your body so I am forced to drink in all that is your Right Said Fred shirt and g-string. So in my conclusion of […]

A Shot Of Yack

How far down on your scale of things to do is getting black-out drunk and throwing up at Walmart? For me it’s right below crashing a kindergarten class and answering all the questions before the kids and ridiculing them for not knowing the answers, but I get bored easily. Texas