The Geo Mercedes
If you could coax Jon Hamm, (who does the voiceovers for Mercedes commercials and he also plays Don Draper on Mad Men) who is a BOSS, to convince me that your Geo Metro is indeed a Mercedes, then you may prove to be successful. California
Larry In Red
If you put a bag over grandpa’s head, then you’ve got grandma. When you look at it that way, it’s not weird, right? Washington
Killing Two Birds With One Stone
I’m not a parent, so I could only imagine having to push one of those shitty Walmart carts with only two functioning wheels as well as your kid in a stroller. It’s not like your little guy is moving that thing Fred Flintsone-style, so you aren’t depriving him of exercise. I’ll let you sound off […]
I Wanna Rock
I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day too, but I got other shit to do…like laugh at you for wearing this in public. Arizona
