The Mulleteer
Everyone stop what they are doing immediately and just take a moment to take in all this glory. I don’t care if you are in the middle of typing an important memo or about to give closing arguments in a courtroom or even driving an ambulance to save someone….Just take a minute and bask in […]
The Fitting Line
Well, I’ve truly seen just about everything! In the quick checkout line at Walmart yesterday, and the woman in front of me was TRYING ON THE CLOTHES SHE PICKED OUT, while getting the cashier’s opinion!!!! I couldn’t believe it!!! She was holding up 5 people, until another cashier came to the rescue of us all, […]
Huge Heffer
Maybe after Hugh Hefner had his heart broken along with his engagement, he has decided to look past superficial beauty and concentrate on inner beauty….I sure as hell wouldn’t buy that magazine, but whatever. Unknown
Gettin’ A Hummer
Maybe next time you should stop putting gel in your hair and fist pumping while driving your douche-Hummer and pay more attention to the damn road. Texas
