Pumped Up Kicks
You look like you just woke up from having a one night stand with Vince Neil from Motley Crüe….in 1984. Tennessee
The Wormhole
Sooo would this be a “hippie”? Oh god, I’m sorry! That pun was too much even for me. Seriously though what the piss is going on here? Bare hips & fanny packs sounds like a cheesy porno flick! Unknown
Gettin’ Some Strange
You would figure that if you had time to sneak away and cheat on your wife, then you could find a few minutes to run your car through a car wash. Oregon
Bamboozled
Why so blue panda bear? Texas
