Stand Next To The Cheese Ball Display
Remind me to hire that photographer for my wedding pictures because she sure knows how to pick the most romantic spots. Canada
Straight Up Shankster
Prison jammies are soooo comfortable! I don’t care what people say, I’m keeping ’em on! Plus I’ll stab a bitch if they keep talkin’ shit, I ain’t afraid of going back! Alabama
Stars & Bars
Oh thanks a lot you pasty white goblin, now what’s south of my belt will never rise again. Texas
Got Any Weed?
I’ve been working at a Wal-Mart in sub rural Texas for several years. Tonight towards the end of my shift, the soda I consumed during lunch hit so I had to make a pit stop into the ladies room (we don’t have associate bathrooms at my store…which sucks, but that’s a whole other story). When […]
