Rock Star Mentality
Oh hey what’s up rock star! Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah that’s right, absolutely nowhere because you’re not a famous pop star. Maybe you should stop acting like one then. Illinois
The Cowgirls
I can’t decide whether to put this in my pros or cons list on getting married. The pro seems to be you get to wear really cool hats! The cons seems to be, well they seem to be fucking obvious. Washington
So Long Sweet Summer
Summer is over and it’s starting to get a bit chilly out there folks, so remember to dress accordingly so your ass cheeks don’t frost over. Unknown
What Does Everybody Want?!?
Sometimes it’s nice to put faces to the voices in your head. Kentucky
