B.Y.O.B.

All you yuppies who think you are so special going green by buying those reusable recycled canvas bags can suck on her sweet crocheting ass! Oklahoma

Flame On

YES! YES! YES! YES! I will not yell at this woman for her passion for the Calgary Flames because it’s been 3 long months without hockey for me and I’m desperate for anything! Pre-season hockey is here now and I’m pumped, she is pumped, and you should be pumped. If you’re not pumped, get pumped. […]

The Death Of The Thong

…and it’s now official, thongs are dead. You had a nice long run there thongs; You were sexy, guys looked for you so much that tramp stamps became accessories, hell, even Sisqo made a song about you! But unfortunately you didn’t know when to stop and appreciate what you had and you let yourself get […]

“Itt” Factor

It looks like Cousin It jumped on your back to strangle you from behind….oh, if only! Ohio