Leg Up On The Competition

Jean leg-warmers! Now there is a moronic fashion idea that I’m actually BAFFLED at the fact was never invented. I don’t have the time, but if one of you guys hurry up and create these, you will be pet-rock type millionaires. (We here at PoWM expect a 25% interest in your company however. Seems fair […]

Back Flossin’

When did they start making back-thongs? This is a wardrobe innovation that I of all people needed to be appraised of. I mean, they made back butt floss and didn’t even consult me? The more I think about it, I’m just offended I wasn’t even given a heads up. (Find this post on our Facebook […]

Crazy Taxi

Oh hells ya! My Afro Star is back and looking beautiful as ever. Why do cab drivers always get to haul around celebrities? I’m jealous. North Carolina