Gettin’ Some Bread
Now I don’t know all the job duties that are involved with the “Hot Bread Express” delivery guy, but (1) He is taking his job way too seriously and (2) 84% of what he is doing is unnecessary. I just feel like sometimes going above-and-beyond the job isn’t really a good thing… Texas
Bananaman
Gotta pick up a few more bananas to fill up your banana hammock? Tennessee
5 Going On 55
Rainbow socks: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = weird. Rainbow suspenders: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = ridiculous. Pigtails: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = creepy. Entire package together: 5 years old = cute, 55 years old = likes cats way too much. Unknown
Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It
So I’m guessing the weeks leading up to Halloween are like weird goth-girl’s Black Fridays, right? Pennsylvania
