Frank’s Cousin
I don’t know what the hell this is. I know it doesn’t belong walking around in Walmart and it will likely wake me in my sleep tonight, but the bottom line is I literally have no idea what this is, and I’m kinda happy about that. Michigan
Beer, Brats, & Lederhosen
Getting your Oktoberfest on a little bit? No? Oh you just like wearing big weird dresses? That’s cool, I’ll still drink to that. South Carolina
Evening Out The Tan
Normally I would yell at you for having your biscuit bottoms out for everyone to see, but I’m gonna give you a pass on this one because it looks like those buns could use some extra time to cook so they match the rest of your tan. Arizona
