Tangled
With those hemp shoes and skinny jeans I can’t tell if you’re trying to be a woman or a hipster. I mean, either road you go down probably isn’t going to end well, I just want to get my facts straight for the eventual “I told you so”. Tennessee
Candied Ginger
Now I’m no {insert famous gay fashion guy on one of the 600 reality shows on television} but let me give all the gingers out there some advice: when choosing your attire, avoid pasty looking colors. They don’t mix well. Nevada
Short & Sweet
10:21 a.m. Battery — Wal-Mart, 2601 Green Mount Commons. The female victim, 31, reported on Sept. 29 while she was shopping the male suspect grabbed her buttocks.
Brace Yourself
Hey buddy I get that you’re injured, I really do, but I’m not sure that really gives you an excuse to injure everyone else with that gut check and force us to wear some sort of facial brace to keep our eyeballs from falling out. Illinois
