Amber Alert
Sir, sir, I don’t want to alarm you, but it seems as if there might be a 9 year old girl trapped in your 1980’s rock band hair. I would suggest removing her slowly then burning every piece of clothing you own. Unknown
The Price Of Silver
Typically I try to look for the silver lining in things, but I think if I did that here I might catch eye herpes. North Carolina
Waking Up With The King
So, which hound dog are you hiring for your child’s birthday party? Indiana & Nevada